Quality Tomorrow, Regrets Today
At Shitty Solutions, we strive to provide mediocre solutions to your problems with as little effort as possible. Our commitment to delivering just enough is what sets us apart from the competition.
Why go all the way when you can settle for less? At Shitty Solutions, we specialize in solutions that almost work. Perfect for those who enjoy the thrill of troubleshooting!
Need something done by tomorrow? We can't guarantee that, but we can guarantee we'll think about it by next week. Our motto is simple: Why rush when you can wait?
Got a problem with our solution? We probably won’t fix it, but you're welcome to try contacting our award-losing customer support. We won't call back, but you'll feel better having tried.
At Shitty Solutions, we believe in over-promising and under-delivering. Our mission is to create the illusion of success, without ever actually achieving it.
Here’s what some of our real clients have to say:
Because, quite frankly, you're probably out of options. If you're looking for a subpar solution with questionable long-term viability, you've come to the right place.
Want to discuss a potential project? We won't respond, but you can still reach out!
Shitty Solutions: Because the world needs more disappointment.